
It’s been a busy day regarding movie announcements. Let me fill you in.
The Man of Steel – Hoping to cleanse audiences pallettes of the bland lameness that was Superman Returns, David Goyer (Blade) is planning on penning a new flick for the last son of Krypton. As you can tell by the title, they’re going in the same direction as the much more successful Batman films. Why is it so hard to make a Superman movie? He has plenty of cool bad guys and has about a centuries worth of stories. Braniac? Darkseid? Fuck, even Toy Man? Why is every Superman movie just about Luthor and kryptonite?
Captain America – The First Avenger – I’m not sure if that subtitle is still official, but this, along with Kenneth Branagh’s Thor, is part of Marvel Studios effort to introduce the Avengers team to movie audiences before they make an all out team film. Current candidates for the part include Scott Porter, Michael Cassidy, Mike Vogel, Patrick Flueger, Chace Crawford, Garrett Hedlund, and John Krasinsk (aka Jim from The Office, that’d be weird. I don’t recognize those names, so go ahead and put them in imdb to see if you’ve seen them in anything. What? That’s my job? Shit. Kinda busy right now, dude. Anyways, Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk have been part of the Avengers effort as well, and they were pretty awesome and decent, respectively.
Zoolander 2 – I’ve heard rumors about this since 2002, but now it looks official. Justin Theroux (who co-wrote Tropic Thunder with Ben Stiller), plans to direct and co-write the film with Stiller. Jonah Hill is rumored to be the villain, so uh, should be good. Comedy sequels tend to be pretty lame though, but let’s hope for the best.
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