Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to “Racist Things For Children”, the feature that ventures into the nation’s pop culture past to find things that were made by people who didn’t know any better for people who still don’t know any better.
I don’t know if you’ve heard, kids, but minorities haven’t had it so easy [...]
Hello and welcome back to “Great Moments In Screen Captures” – the branded solution to my conflict of wanting to watch a program and needing to make a post. JK, it’s like, way more involved than that. GMISC (as it will hence forth be known) takes the best freeze frames from a movie or TV [...]
So, there’s a lot of ways to get the back story on a particular movie: Behind the Scenes features, Wikipedia articles, imdb triva, etc, but the best way to hear it is from the people who made it themselves.
Only problem is, some of those people, even though they make tight movies, are super boring. Plus, [...]
Hello and welcome back to “Web Sights”, Popfessor’s regular feature where I pilfer through screen shots of established and semi-established web domains and then proceed to mock/ analyze them.
This entry brings us all the way to www.jimcarrey.com , the official website of international funnyman and occasional emo fruitnut James Carrey. I worshiped Jim Carrey as [...]
So last night I caught an advance screening of “Fantastic Mr. Fox“.
I waltzed up to the movieplex and was all like “Hi, I’m press.”
And they were like, “Oh, really? Who do you work for?”
Then I said: “I am the founder and writer of the beloved pop culture website Popfessor.com. Please, get out of my [...]
“Eat It.” “Epic Movie.” “Spaceballs.” “Parody Movie” (coming soon). What do these things have in common? They are are all timeless examples of classic parodies that have delighted the masses and shamed their targets to the point of exile. Or in the first case, death.
They can be funny sometimes, if you know what they’re parodying. [...]
Hey you know who likes animals? Everybody who isn’t an asshole. You know who likes lists? Everyone on the internet. Why? I dunno, maybe they’re retarded or something.
Anyways, I have brilliantly fused the two most SEO friendly terms for the most pandering post ever: A list about animals. In pop culture.
We’ll start with frogs, because [...]
Let’s just get this out of the way: McDonald’s is amazing. Ever since I have been alive, it’s been amazing. When I was a kid I would cry about eating anything that wasn’t McDonalds. Because McDonald’s was/ is the shit. It’s not just the food, which is amazing. McDonald’s has probably mastered the art of [...]
Welcome to Popfessor’s first entry in what’s sure to be a regular feature because it’s so easy for me to do: Great Moments In Screen Capture. I’ll watch a movie or TV show and show you the best freeze frames that particular outing had to offer. We’ll start with this past Sunday’s “Dexter”, which I [...]
I have come across a matter that concerns, no – DEMANDS, both my own and the nation’s immediate attention. A new program titled “Lopez Tonight” is debuting…. oh, how about that….tonight! There is one problem. If the general public is anything like myself, we are dangerously unaware of the nature of this program. Ladies and [...]
